Two horses are having a race, One will win, the other will place. The announcers bet their paychecks are set, If they can just excite the base.
One horse is full of tricks that he plays for his crowd of hicks. He runs to the left, steps dancingly deft, avoiding his owners' dicks.
The other horse plays it cool, staying just ahead, as a rule. His crowd is aghast, that other one's fast! Stop toying with that fool!
Stretch comes they're neck and neck, It's like watching a coming train wreck. We peek through fingers, afraid of those zingers! What's the next card in this deck?